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Hi – I'm Lorrett, Number One Slavegirl. My job is to make you comfortable, introduce you to the Fantasy Makers and slip you hot news from the Playhouse every month.

JOIN FMChatter AND GET THE NEWS WHILE IT'S HOT!

To get an e-mail when we post web page updates, and hear about new or visiting staff people as soon as we know they're coming, be sure to sign up for our Yahoo e-group, FMChatter. To join, go to the Yahoo sign-up page HERE, and either register or sign in, then join FMChatter. There are a couple of questions, but the only "real" information you have to give is an e-mail address where you can receive your updates. We have another group for ourselves and our friends on FetLife: “Fantasy Makers and Friends” If you don’t already know about FetLife.com, check it out – you’ll like it!

WHAT'S NEW?

WHAT’S NEW? I asked for feedback about our schedule calendar, and I got it. You’ll now find each lady’s “usual” schedule at the bottom of her personal page, next to her e-address. A lot of us can arrange special appointments with you if you need to do that. We’ll use our Playhouse Tumblr page (http://fantasymakers.tumblr.com/) to announce last-minute changes; Tumblr also updates Twitter and Facebook. We’ll also use Tumblr to announce new people and surprise visits in real time. Please be patient – it might take a while for all of us to get into the habit, but I think you’ll like it. If you can’t use your computer, just call the Playhouse and we’ll help.

NEW PICTURES, NEW PICTURES, NEW PICTURES!

ARRIVALS AND LEAVALS:
WELCOME BACK VIVIENNE! She’s visiting, from mid-January to mid-February; do mark your calendars! Whether you remember this exciting lady, or you haven’t met her yet, don’t miss her.

Sad to say, DARLING still hasn’t returned yet. Hopefully she will, but I’m going to stop teasing you. RAJANI, also, is dropping out for now – her “day job” doesn’t leave her enough time for new adventures.

GENTLEMEN, MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND START YOUR ENGINES! VIVIENNE’s coming, for sure! She says she’ll arrive on the 16th of January, and be here till mid February. She’s scheduled for Tuesday and Friday days, but says she’ll be very flexible. We’re putting her page up in the Visitors’ section so you can get in touch with her. But if you’re not signed up for FMCHATTER, you might want to do that – soon. You do NOT want to be the fellow who didn’t get the word!

As I’ve already mentioned, we’re always changing, but that’s what makes the Fantasy Makers special. We’re full of surprises: “sneak previews”, visiting “graduate” Fantasy Makers and all. To be sure you know who’s really here, please, always CALL for the latest information.

If you’re not signed up for FMCHATTER, you might want to do that - soon. VIVIENNE has confirmed the rumor that she’ll be in California in January!!! Here’s hoping she’ll have time for some shifts while she’s here! You do NOT want to be the fellow who didn’t get the word...

We’re always changing, but that’s what makes the Fantasy Makers special. We’re forever full of surprises, with “sneak previews” and visiting “graduate” Fantasy Makers adding to the fun. Always CALL for the latest information.

SATURDAYS AT THE PLAYHOUSE: Especially in the summertime and around the holidays, Saturdays can be more unpredictable than other days. Regularly scheduled people switch with others, ladies who are usually here on other days fill in, graduate Fantasy Makers visit, somebody comes in for a special appointment and stays a few extra hours. It frequently looks like we don’t have many people on staff, when in fact the house is bursting at the seams! Please, please don’t take the schedule page literally – if you have some free time on a Saturday, CALL us to find out who’s available!

THE PHOTOGRAPHERS’ GALLERY

is an intro to the camera artists who fill our pages with their images, with links to their web pages where that’s appropriate. It’s a great place to peek once in a while.

ARRANGING APPOINTMENTS

Have a peek at our FAQ page If you’re not sure how to schedule an appointment by phone or by e-mail.

IF YOU'D LIKE INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTIONS RATHER THAN TAKING CLASSES:

Yes, you can arrange a private training session or two here at the Playhouse, either by yourself or with your partner. A lot of novices and couples have enjoyed being able to “try things out” with experienced people in a safe place. See our FAQ for more about this.

THE HOUSE THAT FRIENDS BUILD

This is a safe, friendly place to enjoy yourself and be yourself. We intend to keep it that way. Our friends who helped build the second floor made our house big enough, and our friends who volunteer their time, talents and ideas keep things interesting. Just to make sure our "angels" feel appreciated, here come the THANK YOU’s.

Ongoing thanks to our plumber, who keeps us in (and out of) hot water. THANK YOU to the volunteers who don’t want to be mentioned by name, who help keep the house fixed-up and shining. Especially in these difficult times, we couldn’t do it without you! We’re moving forward on our uplifts and renovations this year and next; if you want to be a hero, read on, read on!

ARE YOU A HERO?

What can you do? Well, the first thing is to come see us when you can, and have fun here. If you visit forum or fetish sites online, talk about us! The very best advertising comes from word of mouth, and word of mouse! If you have ideas and skills you’d like to share with a houseful of kinky women, talk to me, baby! With benefactors and/or volunteers with time and talent, there’s no limit to what we can do. We always need heroes – what can YOU do?

Here’s the current wish list:

• Someone who’s good at fence repairs/refurbishing.
• Is there a painter who'd like to volunteer? We have a LOT of painting projects planned!
• Anybody who truly understands bondage furniture out there?
• Any kinky carpet layers?

If you’re saddling up and dusting off your White Hat, please drop me an e-mail at FMCreative@fantasymakers.com. Tell me what kind of hero you want to be, and let’s make it happen. Remember, no good deed will go unpunished. Or is that "unpublished"? <grin>

ENCYCLOPEDIC KINK:

Every day, new articles are added to SM-201.org – the WikiPedia of kink. Check FAQ for more details.

ANOTHER USEFUL TOOL FOR ONE-HANDED READERS:

if you need a definition and can’t get to SM-201 (like, the kids are on the computer), check out FAQ for Jack Rinella’s Dictionary of Scene-Friendly Terms.

One More Thing.

One more thing. I write this column to keep you up to date on our doings, so I try to avoid making it a forum for outside matters. But some "outside matters" can't be ignored, especially when people try to keep us from enjoying our fantasy pursuits in peace. The folks who want to destroy everything they can't understand work very hard.

The organizations that defend our right to be different are heroes indeed. It's because of them that places like ours stay available. They’re constantly in need of help and support. If you can offer them time, knowledge, or money even as little as a dollar or two a month adds up you're doing something to protect this part of your life.

Remember, our local social and educational groups need our support more than ever. Only we can make sure they’ll be around when we want and need them, not to mention the good they do by "demystifying" fetish interests for mainstream folks.

To connect with these groups, check our HOT LINKS page. Organizations like the Center for Sex and Culture and St. James Infirmary are especially deserving of help.

I think that's all for now. Stay tuned, and remember to join FMChatter if you want up-to-the-minute bulletins. If you have questions or comments, please feel free to call: (510) 234 7887, Monday Saturday, 10 AM 8 PM Pacific time.